dear oxiclean
this letter is long overdue. you have been a part of my life for almost a year now although it's been about 10 years since i first noticed you. (you were sitting in the Heise's laundry room and i wondered if you were the reason sarah's clothes always smelled so nice)
my gratitude runs deep for you. you have been by my side constantly, cleaning up the messes my lil nutties makes. you know as well as we do that if she cries for more than a couple minutes she will regurg her last meal. but it's ok cuz you get the stains out.
everytime.
like a laundry angel.
so tonight when i heard the words "you won't believe what just happened" i knew it was going to be me and you cleaning something.
and clean we did.
the poop that overflowed the diaper and ended up on the carpet:
the vomit on the changing pad (cuz nutties HATES having her diaper changed and cries everytime which leads to vomitus):
the pee on the floor (where nutties was put post-vomit, sans diaper, so jank could clean it up)
the clothes including- nutties blanket, onesie and shirt and jank's shirt
regretfully i don't have pictures of the last two. we were too busy cleaning to capture the grossness. while we cleaned the carpet, jank bathed the stinky baby. once he emerged from the bathroom i made him smell the carpet and he deemed it clean.
"just smells like oxiclean!"
thank, thank, thank you my dear friend.
see you soon