to the makers of precut and packaged apples:
kate recently became a fan of you-
it took her awhile to appreciate the taste.
she likes to munch on a slice as she crawls around making messes.
she also likes to sit on the balcony in the morning, reading books with a slice in each hand.
it only takes her about 30 min to eat one slice.
(she takes great care in sucking the juice out and then eating it)
but that's 30 min during which she doesn't make her new sound-
the dreaded whine.
thank you oh so very much
you might just save my sanity