lightning does strike twice

dear friends,

anyone want to buy us a new car?
we currently have a need.

jancer's car was stolen.
AGAIN.
and no it's not funny........
ok, it's kind of funny.

let me know if you'd like to buy us a new car.
i sure wouldn't say no to this one:

yes, this one will do nicely.

please and thank you.

thanks friends!

the jancers

ps. maybe the thief will nicely abandon woog in a parking lot again.... at least we can hope.

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thief in the night

dear person[s] that stole mr jancer's car-

i don't like you much.
what you did ruined our day.
you suck.

this is 'woog' as we call him. 

sad little woog all alone somewhere :(

maybe you'll abandon the car in a parking lot in a few days once you've realized your stupidity.
i hope you don't take kate's old car seat we store in the trunk.
and i hope you don't crash it into a wall just for fun or strip it.

please just bring our woog back to us.
he's all paid for and runs well.
we like that about him.

and please stop stealing people's cars.
it's not very nice.


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